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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">my vodka martinis are 50% vodka, and 50% gin... [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*inhales vodka martinis* Weak. *produces full bottle of straight vodka, chugs* Better!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*shudders* I spent new years eve 2000 at a party greened out on mushrooms. My knight in shining Pappy came and saved me. Gotta love him.Quote:
Originally posted by AcroPeek:
*passes Pappette a cup of mushroom tea*
have fun at work! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Mornin' all! Half day of work and then we close on our new house. Wooo Hooo!! Of course that means 2 1/2 days of non-stop moving - so bring on the java!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
good thing I made the coffee extra strong then!
congrats on the new home! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
Morning folks. Can you believe that I have to go from dealing with snow last weekend to dealing with my lawn this weekend? I haven't even got my mower ready yet.
Any extra vodka for my lawnmower?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">my vodka martinis are 50% vodka, and 50% gin... [img]confused.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">..."gin" or "ginger ale"? WEAK, I say! But, you have to bear in mind that I haven't drunk anything less potent than, say, turpentine since I was 13 years old. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by AcroPeek:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*inhales vodka martinis* Weak. *produces full bottle of straight vodka, chugs* Better!
Morning All.
Hows everyone today, good i hope?
*Gd drops donuts on the table*
Someone call for donuts?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...don't...even....think it. *hugs vodka protectively to self* Besides, do you really want to explain to yer neighbors why a coven-hoofed, horned, winged demon is in yer front yard with your lawnmower upturned in his talons, drinking from its gastank? I think not.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Morning folks. Can you believe that I have to go from dealing with snow last weekend to dealing with my lawn this weekend? I haven't even got my mower ready yet.
Any extra vodka for my lawnmower?
DA, I forgot the turpentine at home, sorry... [img]redface.gif[/img]
GD, thanks for the save on the donuts!
I don't care to face the wrath of a donut-less Mort... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Andy, maybe DA could pee in yer mower's tank? that'd be some high-octane, I'm sure... [img]wink.gif[/img]
I've blown up three septic tanks since January... [img]redface.gif[/img]